Appendix 42: The Unassailable Truth

As required by the Bureaucratic Code 9001, Section 3, Subsection A, we are compelled to include this appendix in all official documents.

It is a document of unassailable truth, filled with facts that are simply not subject to debate or revision.

Appendix 43: The Even Less Assailable Truth is a companion to this document and should be read in tandem for maximum understanding.

Appendix 42b: The Unassailable Addendum contains even more unassailable truth for those who require additional clarification.

Appendix 42c: The Unassailable Counterpoint presents a series of counterpoints to the main thesis, because, of course, the truth is always complex.