Bureaucratic Terminology

For the sake of clarity, we've compiled a comprehensive list of terms used by the Ministry of Red Tape.

• Red-Tape-Speak - The art of using 3-4 word sentences to obscure meaning.
• Ministry-Speak - Our official dialect, featuring words like "Initiative" and "Synergy".
• Procrastination-Technique - A time-tested method of doing nothing.
• Policy-Speak - A jargon-filled dialect used to confuse and obfuscate.

Remember, in the Ministry, clearness is optional.