Welcome, supplicant, to the depths of red tape.
Here, you will find a labyrinthine expanse of forms, reports, and other sundry documents.
Our motto: "We will process your request, eventually."
View the Forms | View the ReportsFor the purpose of requesting a permit to do something moderately interesting, please fill out this form in triplicate.
Q: How long will it take?
A: We're not sure. Maybe never.
Q: Can I appeal?
A: Ha! You think you're special, don't you? Good luck with that.