Bureaucratic Etiquette

The Tenets of Tenure The Rituals of Requests

Chapter 1: The Art of Waiting

Step 1: Find a comfortable spot in the waiting room. Try not to think about the fluorescent lights overhead, but rather, the subtle nuances of the carpet pattern.

Step 2: Bring a book. Any book. It doesn't matter if it's just a phonebook from 1987. The principle is that you're prepared.

Step 3: When someone calls your name, don't get up immediately. Take your time, savor the moment, and pretend you've just been really into the book.

Step 4: When you finally reach the front of the line, remember that the person behind the counter is not your friend. Treat them with the respect and deference due to a stranger who holds your fate in their hands.

The Rituals of Requests