We're a government agency tasked with making things more complicated.
Our mission is to find creative ways to say "no" and "maybe".
We're like a joke, but with more paperwork.
Our motto: "Because you can't have too much bureaucracy, that's just common sense."
Forms in triplicate: because we like to play it safe Committees of people we know: because nobody likes to do real work Meetings that last forever: the only way to truly achieve nothing