The Bureaucratic Procedure

Step 1: Fill out Form 27B/6 in triplicate, using only a black pen.

Step 2: Staple Form 27B/6 to Form 14D/3, ensuring a 1.5 inch margin between each staple.

Step 3: Attach a 2x2 inch photograph of yourself, taken on a Wednesday during a leap year.

Step 4: Send the entire package to the Bureaucratic Procedure Department, via certified mail, with a money order for $12.50.