Ashes of Italy: The Burnt Spaghetti Recipe

Warning: The following recipe is not for the faint of heart. Or stomach.

After a 3-alarm fire ravaged the Italian countryside, the survivors were left with a peculiar culinary legacy: burnt spaghetti.

To recreate this post-apocalyptic dish, you will need:

• 1 cup of charred spaghetti
• 2 cups of ashes
• 1/4 cup of tears
• 1/2 cup of regret
• 1 tablespoon of disappointment

Instructions:

1. Mix the ashes with the burnt spaghetti in a large bowl.
2. Add the tears and regret, stirring until well combined.
3. Top with a sprinkle of disappointment, served with a side of existential dread.

Enjoy your Ashes of Italy while it lasts!

Or, you know, just eat a normal bowl of spaghetti. This recipe is a real downer.

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