Charred Pesto Recipe
A recipe for those who have given up on life.
Ingredients:
- 1 bunch of burnt spaghetti
- 1/4 cup of charred garlic
- 1/4 cup of blackened basil
- 1/4 cup of crushed up anchovy
- 1/4 cup of olive oil that's been left out in the sun
- 1/2 cup of parmesan cheese that's seen better days
Instructions:
- Mix all the burnt ingredients together in a pitiful bowl.
- Add the stale parmesan and mix until it forms a gloopy mess.
- Drizzle with the oil that's been sitting out in the sun for weeks.
- Stir until the flavors have mingled, but not too much.
Note: If you can't even be bothered to use a fork, you might as well just serve it in a dog bowl.