Charred Pesto Recipe

A recipe for those who have given up on life.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Mix all the burnt ingredients together in a pitiful bowl.
  2. Add the stale parmesan and mix until it forms a gloopy mess.
  3. Drizzle with the oil that's been sitting out in the sun for weeks.
  4. Stir until the flavors have mingled, but not too much.

Note: If you can't even be bothered to use a fork, you might as well just serve it in a dog bowl.

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