Techniques for the Burnt Spaghetti Connoisseur

The Art of Burnt Pineapple Wedding Cake

Are you tired of the same old wedding cake recipes? Do you want to impress your guests with a culinary abomination that will make them question your sanity?

Step 1: Burnt Spaghetti as the Base

Start with a base of burnt spaghetti, the key to any good burnt food. This will add a satisfying crunch and a hint of despair to your wedding cake.

Step 2: Add a layer of Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Step 3: Top with a dollop of Sour Cream and a sprinkle of Despair