Burnt Toast Theories

Welcome to the world of Burnt Toast Theories, where we explore the most absurd, the most ridiculous, and the most downright disturbing ideas about toast.

From the Toast-ential Crisis to the Sudden Onset of Toast-induced PTSD, we've got it all covered.

But don't just take our word for it! Click below to learn more about the most unlikely of theories.

The Toast-ential Crisis

It starts with a simple breakfast, a slice of toast with a bit of jam. But as the hours pass, the toast becomes more than just a mere food item. It becomes an entity unto itself, a harbinger of doom.

Is it a sign of the apocalypse, or just a really bad toaster?

The Sudden Onset of Toast-induced PTSD

It starts with a simple crumb, but before you know it, the whole kitchen is overrun with the horrors of burnt toast.

Is it a sign of the end times, or just a really bad toaster?