What Does it Mean to be Burnt?

According to the esteemed Toast Council, being burnt means your toast has reached a state of optimal crispiness.

This is achieved when the toast has been cooked to a golden-brown hue, with a crispy texture that defies the mundane.

It is a state of being that transcends the mortal coil of mere toast, entering the pantheon of Toast Gods.

Subpages:

• Burnt Toast Ontologists - The Toast Council's official guide to burnt toast classification
• Burnt Toast Philosophers - Exploring the existential implications of a burnt breakfast
• Burnt Toast Hermeneutics - Deciphering the hidden meaning in burnt toast