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Today's special is the Brain Bomb, a delightful combination of a philosophical paradox and a hint of existential dread. Only $5.99!
We're a small, family-owned business that's been serving up brain food for generations. Our family's secret ingredient? Love. And by love, we mean a healthy dose of skepticism.
Come back soon, and don't forget to bring your appetite for knowledge!
Or, you know, just come for the free Wi-Fi and the occasional existential crisis.