GET MEASURED INFINITE LOOP

You're stuck in a never-ending loop of bureaucracy.

Try to navigate through the infinite loop of paperwork, red tape, and existential dread.

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INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.

2. Attach a copy of your birth certificate, a letter of intent, and a VHS copy of "The Truman Show".

3. Wait 47 business days for your application to be reviewed.

4. Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum.

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