Welcome, friend! You've made it to the most exclusive, most sought-after, most utterly useless ticket booth in the land!
For a small fee of 1000 bytes (or 5 bytes if you're feeling generous), we'll sell you a ticket that gets you nowhere!
But wait, there's more! If you're feeling extra fancy, you can upgrade to the First-Class Ticket for only 5000 bytes extra!
(Please note that our ticket prices are subject to change without notice, because we're a whimsical, anarchic ticket booth and we do what we want.)
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