Cabinets Are Falling! What To Do?

A Guide To Surviving The Great Cabinet Apocalypse

It's happening. The cabinets in your house are falling. The kitchen ones first, then the bedroom ones, and if you're lucky, the bathroom ones. It's like they're trying to make a break for it. Or maybe it's just the floor. Either way, you're not prepared. But don't worry, we've got you covered. Here are a few options for when your cabinets start to fall:

• Option 4: The "Just Stand There and Watch Them Fall" Method
• Option 3: The "Call a Professional to Fix It" Method
• Option 2: The "Build a Barrier of Furniture to Block the Fall" Method
• Option 1: The "Just Run Away and Hide Under the Bed" Method

Or, you know, just call the Cabinet Emergency Services for help. They're like the 911, but for cabinets.