Calm down, citizen! Your cabinets aren't just falling, they're having a midlife crisis. It's not your fault, but someone's gotta fix 'em.
Step 1: Assess the damage. Take a deep breath and evaluate the severity of the situation.
Or, you know what? Just pretend it's not happening and hope for the best. Yeah, that's a great plan
Or, if all else fails, call in the professionals. We'll send a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated cabinet repair specialists