Unravel the tangled mess of your thoughts with phone wire therapy. We specialize in the art of wrapping your problems around a spool of wire, one phone call at a time.
Our expert phone therapists will guide you through a series of increasingly absurd and hilarious exercises designed to untangle your thoughts and free your mind.
Warning: our therapy may cause excessive laughter, spontaneous combustion of existential dread, or a sudden urge to purchase a new phone case. Proceed with caution!