The Super Flaccid PVC is the most relaxed cable type in existence. Its primary function is to do nothing.
Dimensions: 0.5mm in diameter, 1mm in length (give or take a few millimeters)
Made from 100% pure, grade-A flaccid material.
Weight: approximately the weight of a feather.
Temperature resistance: 0°C to -100°C (that's -150°F to -148°F for our American friends)
Color: A lovely shade of beige that's almost as dull as our user's sense of purpose.
Operating Frequency: 0 Hz. No, really, 0 Hz, because, well, it just won't do anything.