Are you tired of your cables getting tangled in knots? Do you want to know the secrets of the most notorious cable killer in the land?
Learn the art of untangling even the most intricate cable knots
But wait, there's more! Read about the infamous Cable Catastrophe of '92, where the killer's cables brought the city to its knees.
Do not attempt to reenact the cable management techniques described on this site. They are for entertainment purposes only. Prolonged use of these methods may lead to cable-related trauma, marital problems, and/or spontaneous combustion.