The Serial Killer's Crew

Welcome to the most exclusive and elite group of serial killers in the world! We're the ones who make you wonder if you should've taken that shortcut, or maybe it was that person in the park... or maybe it was you.

The Team Members

• Lead Killer: The Chopper
• Badger Bait
• Ghost of Christmas Past

Our members are the best in the business, with a proven track record of terrorizing the local community and evading capture. They're like a fine wine, they only get better with time... and a nice chianti.

So, if you ever find yourself on the wrong side of our blades, just remember: you should've taken that shortcut.

Want to join the team? Apply now!