A: The Cable Serial Killer is a mysterious figure known for terrorizing the world of cables. Their true identity remains unknown, but their modus operandi is all too familiar: they strike at night, leaving a trail of tangled mess and destroyed routers.
A: The Cable Serial Killer targets the most unsuspecting of victims: the poor, defenseless cable box. They wrap their victims in layers of knotted mess, leaving them useless and bewildered.
A: The best defense is a good offense! Make sure to label your cables with bright pink markers and keep a tight grip on your cable management. But if that fails, just call the Cable Serial Killer Task Force (CSKT-F) at 1-800-CABLE-SAFE.
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