We are a secret organization of highly trained, highly caffeinated agents.
Our mission: to save the world from itself.
Our methods: extreme coffee consumption.
Warning: excessive consumption of our brand of justice may lead to: increased productivity, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous creativity. We are not responsible for any damage caused to your liver, heart, or social life.
Leave your mundane life behind, take up arms, and join the Caffeine Avengers.
Apply in person at the local coffee shop, or send a carrier pigeon with a Venti-sized message.