The Ancient Art of Avengeing Caffeine

A Lore Document

Deep in the heart of the mystical realm of Coffeeonia, a secret society of caffeine connoisseurs has long been brewing the most potent elixirs to fuel the minds of the enlightened.

Our lore speaks of the seven sacred brewing arts:

• Roasting the Beans of Fate
• Infusing the Souls of the Beans
• Extracting the Last Drop of Fury
• Adding the Sweetness of the Sweet Tooth
• Cutting the Caffeine with a Twist
• Seasoning with a Dash of Madness
• Mixing it Up with a Spoonful of Chaos