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Avenge the Caffeine

Our Founders

Aurelia A. Caffeina

Aurelia, the patron saint of caffeine, was a fierce warrior from the land of Caffeina. She wielded a mighty coffee cup and brought the light of wakefulness to the world.

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Balthazar McSpike

Balthazar, the cunning rogue, snuck into the hearts of his enemies with his cleverly crafted lattes. His legend lives on in the annals of caffeine history.

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May their stories inspire you to avenge the caffeine that fuels your soul.

Or, you know, just drink a cup and pretend you're a hero.

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