Avenging Caffeine: Merchandise of the Gods

Welcome, mortal, to the hallowed halls of Avenging Caffeine. Here, we brew our coffee to exacting standards, using only the finest, most exotic beans, and serve it with a side of sass.

We have a variety of wares to tempt your wallet:

• T-Shirts: "May the Buzz Be With You"
• Mugs: "World's Okayest Caffeine Enthusiast"
• Posters: "Caffeine: The Elixir of Life"

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