The Overpriced Coffees Page: Where Every Sip Costs an Arm and a Leg

Warning: this is not a coffee shop for the faint of heart or wallet. Our coffees are crafted with love, care, and a healthy dose of extortion.

Featured Overpriced Coffees:

• Artisanal Coffee ($50)
• $35 for a cup of coffee that's just as bitter as the farmer who grew it
• Molecularly Precise Coffee ($100, includes a complimentary lecture on coffee chemistry)
• Ancient Coffee of the Gods, harvested from a remote, mystical region ($200)

Learn more about our brewing methods and why you're being overcharged