CAFFEINE ABUSE SYNDROME DIAGNOSIS

We are currently experiencing a high level of Caffeine-Induced Hysteria (CIH) on our server.

Caused by excessive consumption of energy drinks, lack of sleep, and poor life choices.

Please, for the love of all things caffeinated, withdrawal symptoms are real.

Current Stats:

Coffee Cups:	Energy Shots:
17	23

Recent Events:

• John, 4:00 AM, still awake and typing.
• Jane, 3:14 AM, still in her PJs.
• Bob, 2:47 AM, still playing video games.

Seek help, they've gone off the deep end.