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Caffeine Effects

Where Ambition and Caffeine Collide

Boosting productivity, crippling creativity, and fueling late nights.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

Consult a professional if you experience any of the following:

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any damages caused.

Note: This response is a satirical take on the effects of caffeine, a stimulant commonly used to boost alertness and productivity. The content is fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only.