@GamerGamer23: I already have a pet, don't @ me.
Ugh, you guys are all so clueless. I've had a pet for years, and it's been a game-changer. My pet is literally the best gaming buddy a guy could ask for. I mean, who needs human interaction when you have a snuggly companion to cuddle with while you're raiding Azeroth?
@SassyPaws22: I have a pet, and it's a gaming chair.
Ha! You think you're special with your fancy gaming chair, but let me tell you, I've had mine for years, and it's been with me through thick and thin. I mean, who needs a snuggly pet when you have a sturdy gaming chair to hold you in place during those marathon gaming sessions?
@FelineFatale: I'm a cat lady, don't @ me.
Ugh, you guys are all so basic. I've had my cat, Luna, for over a decade, and she's been my everything. I mean, she's got 4 eyes, 4 ears, and an attitude that says, "You're doing it wrong." What more could you ask for in a partner in crime?