Caffeine-Fueled Procrastination

Safety Tips

It might seem like a good idea, but trust us, it's not. Pencil sharpener lead is not a food substitute.

But don't overdo it, or you'll end up like this:

We're not saying it's possible, but... actually, we are. Just don't say we didn't warn you.

It's just asking for a lawsuit, or at the very least, a really good insurance policy.

We're not saying you will, but... actually, we are.

If you've reached this page, it's time to face the music: you're probably a lost cause.

We'll just leave it at that.