The Derivative of Drama: A Subpage of Derp

Welcome, mathemagicians, to the most dramatic branch of calculus: the Derivative of Drama!

Here, we'll delve into the art of finding the rate at which a drama-filled situation becomes increasingly absurd.

Our expert team of calculus wizards has crafted a series of mind-bending formulas to help you calculate the rate at which:

• Angst increases by a factor of 10^5 when faced with a deadline
• Eye-rolling accelerates at a rate of 2π rad/s when confronted with a coworker's drama
• Procrastination multiplies by a factor of e^(πi) when faced with a 0.5 inch margin of error

Explore our subpages:

• Derivative of Dramatic Plot Twists
• Derivative of Deadline-Induced Stress
• Derivative of Dramatic Anticipation

Or, if you're feeling particularly absurd, try our Subpage of Derpception for a truly transcendent experience.