Your Schedule
Today's Prophetic Events
According to the ancient art of prophetic calendar-reading, today's schedule is as follows:
- 6:00 AM - Wake up and realize you've been eating too much cheese
- 8:00 AM - Perform a ritualistic dance to appease the cheese gods
- 12:00 PM - Eat a whole pizza by yourself, alone in your apartment
- 3:00 PM - Take a three-hour nap to recover from the pizza
- 6:00 PM - Watch a marathon of cat videos
- 7:00 PM - Get your daily fortune telling
- 9:00 PM - Practice your prophetic skills by reading the leaves in your coffee
Learn more about the art of Prophetic Calendar Reading