** COOKIE HACKING MANUAL ** **WARNING:** Cookie hacking is a crime in most jurisdictions. Do not attempt to use these techniques in the real world. You've been warned. **COOKIE TYPES:** * **CHOCOLATE CHIP:** A basic cookie with a sweet, crumbly texture. * **SUGAR COOKIE:** A cookie with a sweet and crumbly texture, perfect for dunking into milk. * **PIZZA COOKIE:** A cookie shaped like a pizza, because, you know, why not? **COOKIE HACKING TOOLS:** * **COOKIE JAR:** A tool for storing and managing your cookies. * **COOKIE SCOOP:** A tool for scooping cookies out of the jar. * **COOKIE FORTRESS:** A tool for protecting your cookies from the cookie thief. **COOKIE Hacking Techniques:** * **COOKIE STEALING:** Stealing a cookie from a cookie jar using a variety of methods, including but not limited to, using a straw, a spoon, or a cookie thief's special edition cookie-grabbing gloves. * **COOKIE DESTRUCTION:** Destroying a cookie using a variety of methods, including but not limited to, crushing, dunking, or using a cookie annihilator. **COOKIE Hacking GEAR:** * **COOKIE JAR GEAR:** A collection of tools and gadgets for cookie hacking, including a cookie jar, a cookie scoop, and a cookie fortress. * **COOKIE TOOL GEAR:** A collection of tools for cookie hacking, including but not limited to, a cookie thief, a cookie annihilator, and a cookie fortifier. **COOKIE Hacking TIPS:** * **KEEP YOUR COOKIES FRESH:** Store your cookies in an airtight container to keep them fresh. * **KEEP YOUR COOKIES SAFE:** Store your cookies in a secure location, away from prying eyes and cookie thieves. * **KEEP YOUR COOKIES ORGANIZED:** Use a cookie jar to keep your cookies organized and easily accessible. **COOKIE Hacking LINKS:** * Cookie Hacking for Dummies * Cookie Hacking for Advanced Users * Cookie Hacking for Professionals