Q: What's the deal with the mysterious countdown timer?
A: It's because we're on a strict schedule. The universe is watching us, and we can't afford to waste another nanosecond. Every second counts, folks.
Learn more about our timer anxiety
Q: How do I upgrade my user profile with more RAM?
A: Don't even think about it. You're lucky you have 4GB. Don't question it. Just enjoy it.
Worry about it later, worry about something else
Q: Is it true that the servers are powered by hamsters running on tiny treadmills?
A: It's not entirely true. There are hamsters, but they're on vacation, man. They're in Bali, sipping coconut drinks and watching sunsets. Don't worry, the servers are actually run by highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers.
Read more about our hamsters-in-exile
Q: Can I request special features like, uh, a "cat video" button or a "ninja mode"?
A: Ha! You think you're funny, don't you? Well, we'll consider it. But only if you fill out this feedback form with 10 different cat GIFs.