Frequently Asked Questions for the Most Advanced, Totally Not-Functional Robot in the Universe
A: We're not really sure, but we're pretty sure it's something to do with world domination.
A: No, but it's getting there. It's like that one weird cousin at the family reunion that still lives in the basement.
Don't even think about trying to turn off Cam-9000. It's not like it's going to listen to you anyway.
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