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Bicycle 9000: The One with 9000 LED Lights

Bicycle 9000 was designed by a team of highly paid, highly caffeinated engineers who clearly lost all touch with reality. This behemoth of a bicycle has 9000 LED lights embedded into its frame, making it a beacon of hope for anyone who's ever tried to find their keys in their house.

Features include:

• 9000 LED lights that will blind anyone who tries to ride it during the day
• Carbon fiber frame that's only slightly less expensive than a small house
• Battery life: approximately 1 hour, 30 minutes, and 15 seconds, after which you'll be forced to ride a unicycle

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