A place where the absurd meets the profound.

Cam-9000, a philosophy that's equal parts absurd, equal parts profound, and completely, utterly, and totally made up.

Our core tenets include:

• Everything is meaningless, but that doesn't mean it's not fun.
• The meaninglessness of life is actually just a fancy way of saying "we're all just winging it."
• Our founder, Cam, is a sentient pineapple.

• Absurdism
• Pineappleism
• Meaninglessness
• The Cam-9000 Guide to Winging It