TERMS OF SERVICE: Because You're Probably Doing Something Wrong Already

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• Don't be a terrible person.
• Don't steal our content. We have lawyers.
• Don't use a Mac. We're not that cool.
• Don't try to use this site with Internet Explorer. That's just cruel.

By continuing to use this site, you're agreeing to all of this. If you don't agree, please leave. We have cookies, and they're not worth it.