Cam-9000: The Thermostat of Unrelenting Fury

Warning: The Cam-9000 is not for the faint of heart. Its temperature controls are as temperamental as a teenager's mood, and its thermostat settings are as volatile as a politician's promises.

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some Madness Mode Settings that will make you question the very fabric of reality.

For the more... civilized user, we also offer Relaxation Mode, where the temperature will adjust to the soothing rhythms of ambient jazz music.

But be warned: even in Relaxation Mode, the Cam-9000 is not responsible for your impending heatstroke.

For the truly adventurous, try Temperature Tampering and see if you can outsmart the Cam-9000's AI overlords.