Camp Canteen: The Most Extraordinary Canteen in the Land
We serve the most epic of sandwiches, the crunchiest of chips, and the most refreshing of drinks. Come for the food, stay for the existential crisis.
Our menu includes:
- The "I'm-Going-to-Either-Get-a-Hug-or-a-Phone-Call-But-Not-Both" BLT
- The "Why-Is-It-Always-Raining-Here" Chicken Soup
- The "I've-Been-Here-For-A-Hour-And-Still-Can't-Tell-You-Anything" Mystery Muffin