Can't handle the truth? That's cute. You want to contact us, huh? Well, we're not exactly thrilled to receive messages from the likes of you.
But, fine. You can try to reach us through our secret contact form (don't tell anyone, it's a secret). Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to track down our lost socks, which we're pretty sure are hidden nowhere in the vicinity of this website.
We're not promising anything, but maybe, just maybe, we'll get back to you eventually. Or maybe we'll just ignore you. Either way, it'll be a thrill, we assure you.