Canon Hacking 101: For the Adventurous (and slightly delusional)

Welcome, Canon hacker! Are you ready to break free from the shackles of reality? In this tutorial, we'll guide you through the basics of hacking your way out of mundane life.

Lesson 1: Disabling Reality

Learn how to tune out the mundane and tune in to your own frequency. Includes step-by-step instructions on how to:

• Override your alarm clock
• Cram for hours without sleeping
• Perfect the art of ignoring your significant other's requests

Lesson 2: Hacking the System

Discover how to manipulate the system to your advantage. Includes:

• Exploiting loopholes in bureaucracy
• Creating fake mustaches to confuse coworkers
• Phasing out pesky deadlines

Lesson 3: Creating a New Canon

Learn to rewrite the rules and create your own reality. Includes:

• Creating an alternate history for yourself
• Defining your own laws of physics
• Forgetting your past (just kidding, that's impossible)

Remember, canon hacking is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (or not)