Welcome to the Canyon of Regrettable Decisions

This place exists solely for the purposes of documenting the countless missteps, miscalculations, and unwise choices that you've made in your life. It's a monument to the art of doing everything wrong.

Here you can browse the infinite expanse of what-ifs, if-onlys, and I-shouldn't-haves that make up the Canyon's landscape.

Featured Regrets

That One Night in Vegas - A tale of a fateful decision made after one too many margaritas.

Choosing the Wrong Major - A story of a degree that's more of a hindrance than a help.

Speaking in Front of Everyone - A cautionary tale of the perils of public speaking.

Popular Regrets

Ignoring My Spouse - A tale of a relationship that went up in flames due to neglect.

Not Folding the Laundry - A story of how a simple task became a mountain to climb.

Investing in Bitcoin - A cautionary tale of the dangers of getting caught up in hype.

Unpopular Regrets

Getting the Tattoo - A tale of a permanent mark that's more of a reminder than a statement piece.

Spreading Rumors About My Boss - A story of how a little white lie can lead to big trouble.

Eating That Last Piece of Pie - A cautionary tale of overindulgence.

Note: The links above lead to more specific sub-pages within the Canyon. Please be warned, some of these stories may be triggering.