Welcome to the Canyon of Regrettable Decisions: Lost in the Jungle of Despair.
You've wandered into this forsaken land in search of adventure, but all you'll find is a never-ending sea of questionable life choices.
As you navigate this treacherous terrain, you'll encounter the ghosts of your past mistakes and the specter of your future regrets.
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May the road rise up to meet you, and may the wind be at your back.
Or, you know, don't. Because you're lost in the jungle.