Cardboard Box Co-op

Rules

Welcome to Cardboard Box Co-op, where we're redefining the art of cardboard box-based entertainment!

Below are the rules that will govern our cardboard box-filled utopia:

Rule 1: Box Etiquette

No touching the boxes. Ever. Don't even think about touching them. We have a zero-tolerance policy for box-related shenanigans.

Exceptions: If a box is explicitly marked with a bright pink sticker, you may, under no circumstances, touch it. But only then, and only for exactly 3 minutes and 14 seconds.

Rule 2: Box Sharing is Caring

All cardboard boxes are community property. Sharing is not caring (about sharing). Sharing is actually the worst.

Exceptions: If you're in a box-sharing emergency, please call our 24/7 Box-Sharing Hotline: 1-800-BOX-HELP.

Rule 3: Box-Related Shenanigans

Any shenanigans involving boxes will not be tolerated. This includes, but is not limited to: playing pranks with box tape, using boxes as projectiles, or pretending to be a box.