Open Position: Intergalactic Ambassador

Join the most epic space program in the galaxy!

Are you ready to travel the cosmos, negotiate with alien dignitaries, and make friends with species that would give a human a run for their money?

We're looking for a highly skilled, slightly unhinged individual to be our Intergalactic Ambassador. As a representative of our planet, you'll be responsible for making deals, resolving conflicts, and convincing the universe to love us more than it loves its own inhabitants.

Requirements:

• Fluency in at least 5 alien languages ( bonus points for Klingon!)
• Experience in conflict resolution, preferably with a proven track record of not getting anyone killed (we value diplomacy over violence)
• Ability to wear a fancy uniform without looking like a complete tool

Don't worry if you don't have all the skills, we'll train you to be a pro in no time! And if all else fails, we'll send you to a planet where the inhabitants are known to be quite... enthusiastic about conflict resolution.