Reports are emerging of a coordinated bird attack on the local birdseed factory, with eyewitnesses describing the scene as "utter chaos". The Pigeon Resistance has claimed responsibility for the incident, stating that their "time of reckoning" has arrived.
"I was just trying to make my morning toast, and suddenly I'm under a cloud of flapping wings and coos," said Jane Doe, local resident. "I've lived here all my life, and I never thought I'd see the day."
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