We guarantee that our selective interception services will be delivered with utmost care, except when they aren't. Because, let's be real, life is full of unexpected plot twists and turns. But hey, at least our font sizes are always bold!
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We're currently experiencing:
99.9% uptime (the 0.1% is just us reorganizing our cat's birthday party)
Interception rate: 1000/1000 (that's a 100% success rate, but don't quote us on that)
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