Weekly Wrap-up 2023: The Good, the Bad, and the "What's a Cartoonist to Do?"

Week of the 1st January 2023

Monday, 1st January 2023:

- New Year, Who Dis?

Cartoonists around the world celebrated the start of another year of drawing, scheming, and procrastination. Some of them even managed to get out of bed.

Tuesday, 2nd January 2023:

- The Return of the Sock Drawer of Doom!

Cartoonists reported a 300% increase in missing socks, prompting widespread panic and an increased demand for laundry detergent.

Wednesday, 3rd January 2023:

- The Invention of the Cartoonist's Best Friend

A local cartoonist discovered that a stapler could be used as a makeshift coffee mug, revolutionizing the way they take their morning caffeine fix.

Thursday, 4th January 2023:

- The Great Paperclip Heist

Cartoonists reported a string of mysterious paperclip thefts, prompting an investigation by the Cartoonist's Union (CU) and a city-wide manhunt.

Friday, 5th January 2023:

- The Cartoonist's Union Strikes Back!

After a long week, cartoonists around the world demanded a 5-minute lunch break, prompting their employers to negotiate a 3-minute compromise.