Our Methods

We're not actually sure what we're doing, but we're doing it.

Step 1: Stare at a Blank Page

Just sit here for a while, and try not to think too hard.

Our patented (not really) method involves staring at a blank piece of paper for hours, waiting for inspiration. Sometimes it comes. Sometimes it doesn't.

When we're lucky, it comes in the form of a half-remembered meme from 2012.

Step 2: Draw Something

Anything will do, really. A squiggle, a scribble, a crude approximation of a human face.

Our team of highly-trained (just kidding) artists will then set to work, attempting to make something vaguely recognizable.

Step 3: Add More Color

We're talking bold, garish colors, because who needs subtlety, right?

Our team of expertly-qualified color theorists will then apply the exact 17 colors that we think will make it "pop."

Step 4: Profit (optional)

We're not really making money off this, but it's a nice idea, right?

You can also skip to step 5, where we explain the completely-optional step of "giving up."

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